Happy are the ignorant who

“I do think her butt’s a bit … largish?” I smile to show that I don’t care and this is only small talk. Only small talk. Like you do when you are married.

“Yeah,” he agrees, “it is too big. A bit. Who is she, anyway?”

“Hm … Do you know … Have you ever heard of this guy called Simpson who killed his wife?”

“Nope.”

“Well, then, it doesn’t matter. She’s no one. Really. Just forget her.”

I don’t feel like being bitter about people who earn gazillions by doing nothing (apart from growing a gross ass and having a really beautiful face) just right now so I decide he is not to know.

I have a husband who’s probably never heard of Kardashians. How good is that?!? 😈

OH, and: I also have some advice for Stewart. Yes, Kristen. It goes like this: Those fallen from grace real life may now embrace. This is a bad translation of a well-known German saying Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt sich’s völlig ungeniert (bad Slovenian translation: Ko je ugled enkrat ruiniran, lajf postane neženiran)

Good luck, Kristen.

 


5 responses to “Happy are the ignorant who

  • jana zf

    Haha, ne vem točno, o čem/kom je govora, ampak potem verjetno živim v totalni blaženost!
    Za Kardashianke približno vem, ampak ne razumem vsega tega “fussa” oz. se mi nikoli ni zdelo vredno posebej poglabljati … not a small talk girl!😉 (ps: super slikca!)

    • alcessa

      Joj, pa ti si še pokonci. Paradižnik, breskve ali jajčevci?🙂 (sprašujem kot tvoja fenica)

      (erm: komaj sem čakala, da bom imela razlog za objavit sliko …)

  • jana zf

    Heh, včeraj je bil še dolg večer, veliko dolgov za računalnikom. Danes spet paradižnik na vrsti😉

  • Bimbo

    Simpson, Kardashians, Stewart? Don’t know, don’t care. But the photo is phenomenal.

    • alcessa

      Keep up the good taste!
      Fotka je iz čudovitega ptičjega parka v Walsrodeju : več svobode pri za komercialne namene ujetih ptičih še nisem videla. In lepših dreves tudi ne.

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