I might not have told you that before, but I adore wine.
The problem is, I really don’t like alcohol. Or it doesn’t like me, depends on the perspective.
Anyway, instead of counting pros and cons every time I feel like drinking wine, I will be drinking wine for teetotallers in the future:
(Haven’t tried any of them yet as they have just arrived, but my experience with sparkling wine shows there will be at least one sort somewhere along the shopping line I am going to love.)