‘Common, move closer, buddy!’
Taking his time to (maybe or maybe not) do my bidding and silently observing with one rolling eye how I go on pouring hot coffee all over my padded bra and shirt for a terribly long time while concentrating on my camera
my buddy finally comes closer.
He’s a sight well worth the coffee stench for the rest of the afternoon.
Later, I will smear chocolate over my pink scarf and pour milk over my hands. Well.
Nice legs, Milady!
See ya around!