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What have I done?

For a reason I cannot put my finger on, I said Yes. Yes, I can.

Attend a Christmas party of a client’s. Next month.

Now I can’t believe I actually said yes.

The thing is, I am very happy in my moosing cave and don’t really want to leave it for other people. On the other hand, I really want to get to know the people I am in daily e-mail contact with. It cannot hurt.

So before an endless inner war broke out, I said yes.

Now I have nothing to wear.

And what am I going to talk about – work?

And what about my hair?

And how do I get there?

How do I get home?

Why did I say yes?!?

😆

😥

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Še ena smetnjakarska

 – Tudi jaz imam zate koristno povezavo, po skupinskem Whatsappu sporočim sosedu, ki mi je priporočil spletno trgovino za vrtne rastline, tale aplikacija ti sporoči datum odvoza smeti, da smetnjakov ne postaviš ven dva dni prezgodaj 🙂.

Vem, kdaj je odvoz smeti, mi odvrne, najini sosedi so kot čredne živali, eden postavi smetnjake ob rob ceste, pa to takoj storijo še vsi ostali ;-).

Ah, to je razlog, sem presenečena in zaključim pogovor. Kaj pa naj še prijavim o tej neracionalni, a očitno veljavni tradiciji? Pa ja ne bom Nemcev učila, kako poteka odvoz smeti.

Čez dva dni me soseda zmerja, ker pri pometanju dvorišča kot smetišnico uporabljam našo ogromno lopato za sneg.

Tako gre hitreje, sem presenečena. Da je potrebno tudi manj pripogibanja, ji ne uspem več razkriti – še enkrat me pozmerja in odhiti v svoj ljubodoma.

Čez nekaj minut se po Whatsappu že prilizuje najinemu prijaznemu sosedu, ki jo je še pred kratkim imenoval čredno žival.

Vzdihnem. Seveda! Pa saj še nisem pozabila, da sem preneumna za ta svet!

Seveda obstajajo ženske, ki za vse krivijo druge ženske.

Gre za strahove, neumnica!


Happy Moose: Week 4/2016

Been watching Battlestar Galactica again (this must be what … our third time?)
Now I can also follow the actors via Twitter; turns out it was definitely worth joining.

Am not gonna bother you too much with my love for all things Galactica: If you haven’t yet, you should see it soon. Or maybe not: The knowledge I am never ever going to watch a better series can be crushing sometimes 🙂

Last week I also went and searched for any new Galactica merchandize … only to find a website selling multitudes of scarves with various motives. Like: abstract paintings. 23.600 different ones, to be precize. That crushed me, too, but I did find one I bought straight away. My first one.
Just don’t go looking for “your favorite motive + scarves”. You might get wish-and-money-related  problems, too. 🙂 Frak!


Okay, 2015. Let us go then, you and I. *Sigh.*

2015


Najljubši

Spadam med frike, ki …

… so sposobni sanjati grde zadeve in si v sanjah dopovedati, da le sanjajo, potem pa sanjati še naprej, da bi videli, kako se bo ta sicer grda, vendar tudi zanimiva zgodbica končala. 🙂

Potem pa se mi je prejšnjo noč sanjalo …

… da je moj mož hotel na dopust nekam zelo daleč vstran, kar brez mene, menda z nekim prjatlom, po vrnitvi pa se je mislil odseliti vstran in poskusiti samsko življenje, midva pa bi ostala le frenda.

Neumnica neumna sem si v sanjah dopovedala, da tokrat ne sanjam in da naj se sprijaznim s tem. 😯

Potem pa sem se znašla v težki dilemi: tako kot drugi ljudje tudi moj mož ne v resnici ne v sanjah ni moj predmet (objekt), prilastek (atribut) ali prislovno določilo (načina, vzroka, denarja): moj mož je v prvi vrsti osebek (subjekt). Kako torej osebku z lastno voljo dopovedati, da vi bi ga pa kar egoistično obdržali (objekt), gottverdammt!?

Moram priznati, da problema v sanjah nisem rešila, sem pa bila zelo, ZELO vesela, ko sem se končno zbudila in je moj najljubši osebek ležal ob meni 😳

EDIT (19.11.13 ob 17:43):

Včeraj zvečer sem se nenadoma odločila, da mu povem o svojih sanjah: “In da bo to jasno: nikamor ne greš, ker se ne strinjam s tem. Kar pozabi!”

Ko se je nehal čuditi in smejati, je svojo prijavil še on: “Da bo to jasno: ne dovolim ti takih sanj. Kam pa pridemo. Poskrbi, da jih ne boš imela nikoli več!” 😆


A Post For Our Eager American Friends

“Tell me: have you ever actually measured your head? You know, sometimes-“

“I have. My head really is that large. I’ve tried 61 cm a few times, but it doesn’t really feel comfortable. So yes, I do need 62 cm.”

“Oh. Well, we thought we had them in store, but it turned out we didn’t. We do not often have ladies requiring this size …”

“I know. Right now, I only have one hat and it’s a men’s hat. Waterproof polyester in hunting green. The company even sends me rifle ads ever since I bought it. I think yours is the only shop that offers panama hats for ladies in my size.”

“… Well, we do not seem to have any available right now. I know it’s summer already, but if you could wait some more, maybe I can find one …”

“OK, I’ll wait. What else can I do?”

– – –

Oh, and, dear American friends: I tend to “adapt” the reality before depicting it on my blog. Something to do with growing up in an Eastern village and knowing when to keep things to myself. But there are at least 2 real facts that I am ready to share directly, without any prisms: 

1. Yes, I think this world is going to end because of human stupidity and narcissism.

2. Yes, the circumference of my head is 62 cm, that would be 24.4094 inch in your world.

– end of reality –


Mevža pa taka.

“Čaki, bom dala skrinjico na mizo, da-“

*KREŠ BUM KLENK DINGILINGILING. KLONK.*

“AUA!”

“Si se udarila?!?!!

“Ja. AUA.”

“Ma kako…?”

“AUA. ŠAJZE. AUA. Ma nič, pri zapiranju pokrova sem priprla en list od plezalke, pa nisem registrirala, kaj točno počnem, ko sem skrinjico preložila na mizo.”

“Grem po sesalec.”

“Ma ne, kar pusti, je že v glavnem nehalo boleti. Saj je samo leva roka. Bom kar sama posesala in pospravila, za kazen za to neumnost.”

😯

– – –

En teden pozneje ena od mojih omiljenih plezalk še vedno užaljeno pobeša liste in po tihem cmiha in melanholuje v prihajajočo pomlad.

Draga moja, vsak lahko kdaj pade z dveh metrov višine, kar nehi se takole po tihem pritoževati! Če načrtuješ užaljeno ovenitev, boš tako kot vse druge dame pristala v smeteh, na tvoje mesto pa bom preprosto dala novo plezalko.

Torej.

– – –

Jaaaa, vedno, ko te vidim, mi je nerodno. Pa tudi žal mi je za ta šok. Ma, a se lahko prosim nehaš kujati?!?! Drugače ti bom v vodo dala česen!

😈


Stop Me (cause I’m having too much fun)

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(Study at the weekend? Yes, I did that, too)


A hardcore BSG fan – moi? Oh yes!

Some time ago I asked my readers which TV series they’d recommend and I got a bundle of lovely suggestions, most of which we have enjoyed in the meantime, quite a few of them two or more times so far (yes, we are old and forget things in between two watchings). Thank you once more for making our life so much more interesting and I mean: REALLY interesting!

There is one series we have seen three times so far and I can hardly wait for some time to pass to forget things and watch it all over again (that’s what age is for). It was Kaneli who suggested it, so let us have a round of applause for Kaneli 🙂

Apart from seeing Battlestar Galactica three unforgivable times and thinking about it a lot, I had also developed a strong wish to become a Nugget (basically a pilot material), so I ordered my Dog Tags and got an Induction Order with them. My call sign? Why, alcessa, of course 🙂

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Vroče!

“Seveda vem, kdo je O. J. Simpson!” se je dragi pritožil nad mojim prejšnjim zapisom. “To je tip, ki je skupaj z Lesliejem Nielsenom igral v Goli pištoli!”

Zardim. Odkar sem prišla z dopusta, samo še garam, v prostem času pa proizvajam slabe približke realnosti.

Zapis sem popravila, za vsak slučaj pa potrjujem, da je Moj najboljši kuhar testenin ever. Zame. Vi pa si poiščite kar vsaka svojega!

Danes sem vsaj malce študirala (FUL zanimiva skripta), pa ne vem, če mi bo zneslo pripraviti se na izpit. Trpim. Ma delo ima prednost, sploh odkar so se gospodje finančni svetovalci poigrali z najinimi prihranki 😦 in zmagali, za razliko od naju.

Jutri greva kolesarit. To seveda ni prav nobena branja vredna novica, ma … Jutri bo pri nas zapeklo do 38, občutenih 41. In midva vseeno greva kolesarit. Brez rekreacije ni dela, študija, smeha in lepega življenja. 🙂