Category Archives: HILARIOUS

OOTD9: Party Time!

I must admit I don’t find the fact that we occasionally organize our own parties, just for the two of us, strange in any way. After all, it is nice to have a relaxed talk or a relaxing silence with someone you know while eating well, drinking merrily and wearing party clothes noone will comment upon because they get worn only for this purpose. Like really high heels: Continue reading

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Wie wär’s mit einer Empfehlung?

Liebe BetriebsanleitungsverfasserInnen!

Es bietet sich an, beim Verfassen einer Betriebsanleitung für Schweissanlagen penibelst auf das 100%-Vorkommen des Buchstabens w zu achten.

Ich sag’s nur. Mir schadet mein Lachen nicht. 😆

Brecht


V sredo pa lepo besedo

PILKUNNUSSIJA

Finska beseda, ki jo potrebuje tudi slovenščina.

Pa tudi jaz, če gre verjeti Strašno prijazni, sončno nasmejani dami s Prave strani Alp. 👿 Beseda namreč označuje človeka, ki mu je pravilna uporaba vejic najpomembnejša stvar na svetu. Tako kot meni, dokazano. 😀


V sredo pa lepo besedo

GROSS NATIONAL HAPPINESS

Bruttonationalgück

Bruto nacionalna sreča

Bruttonationallycka

Ne vem, kaj vam pade na pamet, ko začnete razmišljati o bruto nacionalni sreči … Mogoče je prva stvar “bruto domača sreča”, kdo ve.

Mene osebno obsiplje kup konceptov, ki jih podpiram: Nachhaltigkeit, good quality housing, joie de vivre, speranza, dovolj dela za vse, ki ga hočejo, prevlada razuma nad samovšečnostjo/neumnostjo/požrešnostjo … Kup zadev, saj sem rekla.



A Fashion Confession To Be Made

Some bloggers out there have been warned before and know this little fact: I am no friend of harem pants.

While I do understand slim ladies want to experiment a bit fashionwise and support their courage wholeheartedly, I still think harem pants are très silly.

Well, to be precise: I thought so until  I realized I didn’t really think so. 😳

Let me explain.

This is my brand new H&M cardigan:

That's Harem Pants Principle, No?

Yeah, sort of. And I love it.

Damn 😈

Luckily, I would look like the backside of a tractor wearing harem pants, so I needn’t even consider changing my mind.


From A Very Old, erm, Dialogue, by Two Famous Scholars

A famous English scholar once wrote to/about a famous German scholar:

But meanwhile, for as long as your reverend paternity will be determined to tell these shameless lies, others will be permitted, on behalf of his English majesty, to throw back into your paternity’s shitty mouth, truly the shit-pool of all shit, all the muck and shit which your damnable rottenness has vomited up, and to empty out all the sewers and privies onto your crown divested of the dignity of the priestly crown, against which no less than against the kingly crown you have determined to play the buffoon.

You know who the well-spoken gentleman was? Continue reading


Still Playing Round.

Model "Granny"

"Granny"

Model "Double Trouble"

"Double Trouble"

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Fun.

U2?

U2?